Thanks Donald and Hillary. This sh*t show of a campaign has left a fecal smudge on America, stained and stinky. You’ve fouled the democratic process. You’ve turned off the electorate. You’ve stoked the lowest common denominator to a frenzy. You’ve lied, cursed, hidden, refused, covered, and distracted. You’ve set the worst possible example for our youth.
Get out and cast your vote. Do your duty. Ha-ha, I said doody. The American people deserve better than either one of these turds.
I think I’ll go stand under a nice hot shower.