JOCK NOWINS

I have seen the future!   Engaging, effervescent, never broke a tape or stood on a podium.   Jock, I tip my sombrero to you.   You tapped into that 99% you understand and understand you.  The times they have ch-ch-changed.

It started with the mud run
And then the color run
Foam run, foam run
Walk or run
Run or walk
What’s the difference,
None at all Eh Jock?

Those frilly costumed frills
Cutesy names and walking the hills
No one cares about that 1%
Your message was clearly sent
USATF?
Bah!
Competition?
Nah!

You package it up
All tidy  and bowed
Herding your masses
Down the Purple Cow Road
Lace Up!  Show Up!
And you’re a winner
Winner Winner!
Chicken Dinner *not included with entry fee

You liked the foam, you loved the mud
And took it to the next level bud
Slinging shit like it is gold
The latest crock to be sold
With a woot woot there
And a woot woot here
And when you’re finished
One free beer!

Run or walk
Walk or run
Purple Cow
FUN, FUN FUN!

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