Humpty Trump
Built a Great Wall
Humpty Trump
The Wall of them All
Better Than China’s
(It’s pronounced Ji-nus)
Hurdle to those
Hombres Mas Mal
Humpty Trump’s
Really Great Wall
All Those Worst Kind
He warned us about
His Really Great Wall
Will keep Them All Out
That’s What Humpty’s
Wall’s All About
Keeping Ornery Hombres out
Now who pays for Humpty’s Wall?
Not Mexico, No!  Not At All
You over there and you over there
We’ll all be donating our little share
Me and you and All Y’all
We’ll be paying for Humpty’s Wall
To keep those
Ornery Hombres Out
That’s what Humpty’s
Wall’s All About