With apologies to John Fredrick Coots and his classic “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
You’d better run hard, you’d better really try
You’d better not stop, I’m telling you why
Run Guru is coming to town
He’s making a club, more than twice
He’s coming for you whether naughty or nice
Run Guru is coming to town
Run Guru is coming to town
He sees you when you’re training
He knows if you are Real
He knows if you are true or fake
So you better be Real for Racing Sake
You better be Real for Racing Sake
You’d better run hard, you better not cry
You’d better not quit, you better really try
Run Guru is coming to town
Run Guru is coming to town
Run Guru is coming to town
Merry Christmas to one and all!