With apologies to Phillips, Craig, and Dean. From the Disney Classic “The Jungle Book”, sung to the tune of “I Want To Be Like You”. Enjoy, Happy New Year, hope to see you all at tomorrow’s Hair of the Dog Run/Walk. Warm your hearts by helping our fundraiser for the Food Bank of the Heartland.
Now I’m the king of the joggers
Oh, the penguin VIP
I’ve reached the top but had to stop
And that’s what botherin me
I wanna be a guru too
And start races round town
And be just like other runners
I’m tired of penguining around
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be a guru too
I wanna run like you
Write like you, too
You’ll see it’s true
A Penguin like me
Can learn to be a guru too
Now here’s your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the Guru Real on me
Now don’t try to race me, guru
I made a deal with you
What I desire is your guru fire
To make me run like you
Give me the secret, guru
Clue me what to do
Give me the stride
That will give me pride
So I can be a guru too
I wanna be a guru too
Have fast friends like you
Have a club like you, too
You’ll see it’s true
A penguin like me
Can learn to be
A penguin like me
Can learn to be
A guru like you
Can learn to be
A penguin like me!
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