CHRISTMAS TWO WAYS
CHRISTMAS AT THE WORTHINGTONS
4D, HD, Ultra Curve
Spoiled Tommy
Has some nerve
80 Inch? That’s all? No Fair!!
Bobby Havington
Got 90 over there
Only his parents Really Care
Trust Funds, Man Buns, Marty McFlys
Spoiled Tommy Only Cries
No matter the gift no matter the size
Spoiled Tommy Only Cries
Never too big Never enough
Spoiled Tommy Having it rough
Fuming! Steaming! Slamming the door!
Always more, And More, AND MORE!
Tree flocked with curses
No Halos around
Blessed Night filled
With No Joyous Sound
CHRISTMAS AT THE UNWORTHINGTONS
Low glow lights black and white
Muted Holiday Christmas Night
No ringing bells no caroling swells
No trips in sleighs through dashing dells
Tree trimmed fresh and new
Green pine wafting
With Christmas stew
No wrapping No Tinsel No Shiny Bows
Simple Blessings All they know
The Nothavingtons, their cousins
Snuggling right in
Thirty hands in the fruitcake tin
Family gatherings, most precious gift
Generations spirits lift
All their tidings good and glad
Memories of times they’ve had